Roadtrip Adventurer Gifts

Pick a direction.

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.