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'Don't get involved.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

Car Journey.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Do not pass.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Are we there yet?'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!