Global Adventurer T-Shirts

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Tour de France.

"That's the financial advisor who said we would make a killing in a developing country, Elmer!"

'Been away?'

"When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

I think you're ace

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Creative Baby.

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."