Global Adventurer T-Shirts

A new Walmart store will be built on this site.

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Tour de France.

"That's the financial advisor who said we would make a killing in a developing country, Elmer!"

'Been away?'

"When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

I think you're ace

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Creative Baby.