Geographic Adventurer T-Shirts

Fly Football

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Odd Mortarboards.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

The Eclectic Chair

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"It's marzipan pigs."