Geographic Adventurer Gifts

If We Learn Geography, the Terrorists Win

Fly Football

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Creative Baby.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Odd Mortarboards.

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'What's on the other side?...'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Two New Paintbrushes

"It's marzipan pigs."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

The Eclectic Chair