Map Adventurer Gifts

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

Travellers

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

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Sister Cities

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