App Adventurer Gifts

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

Beta finger app

They're puzzled by some apps down there. The carbon atoms can't find an app for the sort of dating they do. Both oxygen and nitrogen thought "Airbnb" would be mostly about them. And the gym rat muscle fiber was confused by the name "Lyft." What about music apps? Melatonin expected something different from "Napster," and likewise with the measles virus and "Spotify."

"Funny you should ask! I was taking a dump and indiscriminately swiping right!"

'Well, I don't know whether I just fed the parking meter, played a song on the jukebox, or turned on my sprinklers at home.'

"You looked bigger online!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Tinder Maze

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'Arf! Arf!'