Gaming Adventurer Gifts

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

i-teddy

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Child in a bear suit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Fight or flight?"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Arcarde Patrol

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Social Networks

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Silly sausages

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'