Video Game Adventurers Gifts

Video Horse Shoes.

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

i-teddy

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Child in a bear suit.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Arcarde Patrol

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

Silly sausages

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Surfing the Internet Wave.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Claw Machine Head