Arcade Adventurers Gifts

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Banana Arcade Game

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.