Adventure Games Gifts

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.