Adventure Play Gifts

Pirate

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Skiing.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Beach con-man.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."