Adventure Play Pillows

Pirate

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Desert Island Meals.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Faster, Georges, faster!

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Skiing.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.