Adventure Sports Pillows

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

Ice fisher.

Lemming with hang-glider.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Pure Adrenaline.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Todays feisty seniors

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

'High risk fund mgr'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

BMX Tricks

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

We're now going off road'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

Hang glider.

'Hold on!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."