Adventure Sports Gifts

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Ice fisher.

Lemming with hang-glider.

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Pure Adrenaline.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'High risk fund mgr'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

Todays feisty seniors

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Hang glider.

We're now going off road'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

BMX Tricks

'Hold on!'

"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.