Adventure Sports Fan Gifts

Faster, Georges, faster!

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Skiing.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Football Chameleon

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'