Adventure And Survival Fan Gifts

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Cow Blue Arrows

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bears going water skiing.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Desert Island Mishap

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."