Survival Fiction Fan Gifts

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

Eskimo in Igloo

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"Look! Land! We're saved!"