Survival Fiction Fan Mugs

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Eskimo in Igloo

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"