Survival Game Fan Mugs

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Need tickets.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

Survival Kit

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

Desert Island golf

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island