Survivalist Fan Mugs

Eskimo in Igloo

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Island and man

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Need tickets.

"Now do you believe me?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"