Survivalist Fan Prints

Eskimo in Igloo

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Starving explorer.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"