Adventure Sports Fan Pillows

Faster, Georges, faster!

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Good game."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Skiing.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"