Adventure Sports Coach Gifts

"And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will definitely kill us if I don't turn around and pay attention."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I AM at my usual position."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Saving a Heart

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".