Adventure Sports Trainer Gifts

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Ice fisher.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Rock Climber

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Football

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Extreme Bungy

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'