Outdoor Sports Coach Gifts

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"Wear a helmet."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Ice fisher.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

The Fast Lane.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Saving a Heart

Snooker Golf.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.