Outdoor Sports Player Gifts

Playing pig

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Boomerang cow.

Women in a cross country race

Golf with a difference

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pull...'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"See how it feels"