Outdoor Sports Player Gifts

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Golf with a difference

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Boomerang cow.

Women in a cross country race

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Herb's from Texas."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Pull...'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"See how it feels"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'