Outdoor Sportsperson Gifts

The 19th hole

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Women in a cross country race

Playing pig

Golf with a difference

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'This duck call works too well.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Herb's from Texas."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug