Outdoor Sport Buff Gifts

polo player on golf course

Golfing Boss

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Free Range Golfers

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"I have bad knees."

Power Mower Walking.

'What's he on?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Training Polo Ponies

No Croquet