Outdoor Sport Buff Gifts

polo player on golf course

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Playing pig

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Free Range Golfers

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Kick! Go for it!

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

Power Mower Walking.

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"I have bad knees."

No Croquet

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'