Outdoor Sports Buffs Gifts

Football Spots

I like the Jets...I guess

Holiday time.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Golf with a difference

Playing pig

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Women in a cross country race

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Boomerang cow.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'