Outdoor Sports Buff Gifts

'Fore'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

A washing line in a golf hole

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Playing pig

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Boomerang cow.

'Pull...'

Free Range Golfers

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

'What's he on?'