Outdoor Sports Buff Mugs

'Fore'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

A washing line in a golf hole

Golfing Boss

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Boomerang cow.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Pull...'

Free Range Golfers

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

Power Mower Walking.

No Croquet

'What's he on?'

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'