Outdoor Sports Aficionado Gifts

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"Live every day like it's your last...especially right now...before your father sees this."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides