Outdoor Sports Aficionado Pillows

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"Live every day like it's your last...especially right now...before your father sees this."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Tommy!"

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Duck Hunt

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Tallyho!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."