Outdoor Sports Fanatic Pillows

Farmyard Baseball

Climbing Beard

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Go team!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Tommy!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

350 Feet.

Ratminton

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A day at the transgenic races