Outdoor Sports Fan Pillows

'Pull...'

'Genuine enthusiasm'

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

Exhausted Hunting Party.

"Bob, you can't seriously believe the tree actually moved into the path of your ball!"

'Oh!' - 'Bad luck old boy.'

'Good follow-thru.'

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Boomerang cow.

'Over here, my friend! Come, come! Get ball! Your ball land on log. Yes, yes!!'

'It's a start, anyway.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'Is that what they call a hole in one?'

Snow Drift

'Too much drink at lunch time!'

Car Water Skiing.

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

"Good game."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'