Outdoor Sports Fan Pillows

'Pull...'

'Genuine enthusiasm'

"Heck of a fish, but I can see why your feelings would be pretty mixed right now."

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

Weapons of mass destruction.

Exhausted Hunting Party.

"Bob, you can't seriously believe the tree actually moved into the path of your ball!"

'Oh!' - 'Bad luck old boy.'

'Good follow-thru.'

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Boomerang cow.

'Over here, my friend! Come, come! Get ball! Your ball land on log. Yes, yes!!'

'It's a start, anyway.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'Is that what they call a hole in one?'

'Man, talk about an elevated green!'

Snow Drift

'Too much drink at lunch time!'

Car Water Skiing.

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'