Outdoor Sportsperson Pillows

The 19th hole

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Golf with a difference

Women in a cross country race

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'This duck call works too well.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along