Outdoor Exercise Buff Gifts

Power Mower Walking.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It is my place!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Psychiatry in the Park

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Keep fit.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Dog BBQ

"Foul!"

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

No Croquet

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Don't get excited. She's just warming up!"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

Snowperson Yoga

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Banana

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.