Outdoor Exercise Gifts

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Football Fans

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.