Outdoor Gifts

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Midlife Crisis II

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Football Fans

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"No no, I said sit!!"