Outdoor Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Midlife Crisis II

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Football Fans

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'