Outdoors Pillows

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"What an amazing view!"

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"You may approach the bench."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

'Can't be too safe you know.'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Tree collapse...

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

Barbecue circa 2050

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Depends on how many people in the yard.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

"My mom was cold."

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.