Outdoor Activities Pillows

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Over, damn you, over!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Spring Training

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

You Are Here

Summertime.

'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'Yep, wireless.'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

'Yeah, maybe the course is still a little too wet to play on!'