Outdoor Activities Mugs

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Over, damn you, over!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Spring Training

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

You Are Here

'Hole in one!!!!'

Summertime.

'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.