Outdoors Gifts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"What an amazing view!"

'Can't be too safe you know.'

"You may approach the bench."

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Tree collapse...

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"But you told me to go outside and play!"

Sticky suit leaf collection system

Barbecue circa 2050

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Depends on how many people in the yard.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.