Outdoor Exploration Gifts

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

All trails go nowhere.

'I tried to join the local rambling club - but the man on the phone just went on and on and on..."

"I would have done this differently."

"Phil!"

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

Giant Footprints in the Snow

"Did I just detect a sharp gust of wind?"

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

Cuckoo from Nest Box

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Lizard watches for predators.

River Source

'Big deal, I'd rather have a beer.'

'Don't argue with him.If he wants the whole basket of acorns give him the whole basket of acorns.'

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Is it ok if I go for a ride with Lucy, daddy?...Into the woods to check out the 'Shed of Doom.' See ya later.'

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"It says, this is the part of the hike where you realize the author was racist."

I'd like to announce the debut of my new manual: "Randy's Guide for Raising an Alpha Child." I'd like to, but I can't. You see, in recent years we've replaced concrete and dirt playgrounds with bouncy rubber. And we've started arresting parents who let their kids explore the world by playing outside on their own. Somehow, it's become illegal to raise an alpha child.

Please use next mountain.

"Is she looking at me now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "Okay... now?" "Nope." "Hold on... she looking now?" "No."

"It's her first snowman."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'