Outdoor Exploring Gifts

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Restroom for guests only - Rustic Lodge management,

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Easter Island legs

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Tourists

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Local Knowledge

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.