Outdoor Sports Guide Gifts

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

The Fast Lane.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Marco ..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Perils of the double play.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."