Outdoor Sports Guide Gifts

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

Snow Devil

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Marco ..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Perils of the double play.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."