Sports Coach Gifts

"Want to know what I think?"

"I told him to do that."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Canadian Hockey

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"So, what can I do for you?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'You never did say you were sorry.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Brian was dropped from the team after picking up a nasty leg injury.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Hurry!!'

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Well, I don't know if it's the greatest. But it's definitely one of the greatest seesaw battles I've ever witnessed.'

"That ought to shut my mother up."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'When do I learn to slamdunk?'

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Mono wheel without brakes.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Post race drug test.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'