Outdoor Sports Instructor Gifts

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Told you he was a show-off."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

I think you're ace

The best PE teacher in the World.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Building a Shelter

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Basketball

Golf with a difference

Playing pig

Women in a cross country race

Golf lessons

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'