Outdoor Sports Instructor Gifts

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Ice fisher.

The Fast Lane.

I think you're ace

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Building a Shelter

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Golf with a difference

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Basketball

Women in a cross country race

Golf lessons

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Herb's from Texas."